In theory I have an extensive educational background in creative writing. I've studied it both in Austin at the University of Texas and up at Harvard University. (I love throwing that around for effect.) Anyway, my actual creative writing output remains remarkably scant. I keep an online journal of thoughts, but that's about all. And that's just unformatted babble, anyway.

A few nights ago, I wrote a couple pieces on notebook paper and it just seems right to put them up on the web. So here they are. They're very short. I put these with a couple good bits I wrote last year. Enjoy!

And the solemn gentleman to your left would be Charles Dickens. He wrote some, too.


Thursday Night
November 21, 2000

The Single Life in America
November 21, 2000

The Radio
November 15, 2001

The Party
November 15, 2001


"Why can't you see this is a fantasy world?" - Neal Tennant